[Intro]
G . F#m . Bm . . .
G . F#m . Em . C .
G . F#m . Bm . . .
Em . . . A . . . 

G          F#m             Bm . . [tacet]
  I took a showgirl for my bride
G            F#m           Em           C
  Thought my life would be right, yeah
G          F#m         Bm
  Took her bowling got her high
Em                      A
  Got myself a showgirl bride

G        F#m        Bm
  Took a job on the side
G      F#m               Em           C
  In a health shop keeps me well now
G        F#m        Bm
  Got my mantra for life
Em                    A
  Got my karma, and a showgirl bride

Am  G  D
All my life
C   G   D
All her life
Am  G   D
All our life
C           C/B   C           D
I married a show- girl that's for life
C           C/B   C           D
I married a show- girl that's for life

G           F#m               Bm
  She can't work in the wintertime
G         F#m     Em        C
  I can't work anytime now
G       F#m           Bm
  Go to libraries all the while
Em                              A
  Looking for a notice, bide my time
 
Am  G  D
All my life
C   G   D
All her life
Am  G   D
All our life
C           C/B   C           D
I married a show- girl that's for life
C           C/B   C           D
I married a show- girl that's for life

[Instrumental]
Em . D . C . . .
Em . D . C . . .
Em . D . C . . .
Em . D . C . . .

G          F#m             Bm . . [tacet]
  I took a showgirl for my bride
G           F#m         Em       C
  Sprinkled stardust on my wife
G          F#m         Bm
  Took her bowling got her high
Em                      A
  Got myself a showgirl bride
Em                      A
  Got myself a showgirl bride
Em                 A
  Don't you recogn-ize us?
Em                 A
  Don't you recogn-ize us?

[Instrumental]
Em . . . A . . . [to finish]