You wake up late for school - man you don't wanna go 
You ask you mom, "Please?" - but she still says, "No!" 
You missed two classes - and no homework 
But your teacher preaches class like you're some kind of jerk 

(chorus) You gotta fight for your right to party 
You pop caught you smoking - and he said, "No way!" 
That hypocrite - smokes two packs a day 
Man, living at home is such a drag 
Now your mom threw away your best porno mag (Bust it!) 

(repeat chorus) 
Don't step out of this house if that's the clothes you're gonna wear 
I'll kick you out of my home is you don't cut that hair 
Your mom busted in and said, "What's that noise?" 
Aw, mom you're just jealous - it's the Beastie Boys! 

(repeat chorus twice)