VERSE 1 B D A E A B I hate to do this but you're a pain in the neck B D A E A B I thought you knew this you're handing me a canceled check B D A E A B You're so helpless your girlfriends think you're a saint B D A E A D I'll give you a quarter I'll keep my judgments to myself CHORUS D F# And I get caught up in the moonlight B B7 Reaching out for a rotten egg I don't want to beg G F# B It's crystal clear your time is nearly gone VERSE 2 B D A E A B Count your blessings and do the things that you should B D A E A B All the has-beens that never had it so good B D A E A B Stormy weather the kids are making a racket B D A E A D In the wilderness the wild lives are so mild CHORUS D F# And I get caught up in the moonlight B B7 Reaching out for a rotten egg I don't want to beg G F# B It's crystal clear your time is nearly gone CHORUS D F# And I get caught up in the moonlight B B7 Reaching out for a rotten egg I don't want to beg G F# B It's crystal clear your time is nearly gone
