• Song:

    Bad touch (remix)

  • Artist:

    Bloodhound gang

("Ha ha, well now! We call this the act of mating. But there are several 
other very important differences between human beings and animals that you 
should know about.") 

(whisper: "I'd appreciate your input baby") 
Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought me 
and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about 
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts 
Yes, I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up 
You've had enough of two-hand touch, you want it rough, you're out of bounds 
I want to you smothered, want you covered, like my Waffle House hash browns 
Come quicker than Fed Ex, never reaching apex like Coca-Cola stock you are 
inclined to make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time 

CHORUS: 
(do it now) 
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals 
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 
(do it again now) 
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals 
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 
(gettin' horny now) 

Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket 
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it 
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas 
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean, means "small craft 
advisory" 
So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, B-5, you sunk my battle ship 
Please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip 
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time", you'll Lovett just like 
Lyle 
And then we'll do it doggie style so we can both watch X-Files 

(Chorus) 
(repeat) 
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