Reworked (or maybe completed) version of the Beatles song of 
the same name. Given away free to the band's UK mailing list 
to "celebrate" the Golden Jubilee in 2000.


D     D/C#        D/B         D            E7            A7     D
 Her majesty's a pretty nice girl but she doesn't have a lot to say
D     D/C#       D/B          D            E7                    A
 Her majesty's a pretty nice girl but she changes from day to day
Bm                       Bm9                   D7                        G
 I wanna tell her that I love her a lot, but I gotta get a belly full of wine
Ddim              D          B7       E7            A
 Her majesty's a pretty nice girl someday I'm gonna make her mine
D   B7        E7             A7       D
 Oh yeah, someday I'm gonna make her mine


Her majesty's a pretty nice girl but she never does a thing for me
Her majesty's a pretty nice girl but she keeps the worst company
All the lords and the ladies in waiting all crawling in the dirt like swine
Her majesty's a pretty nice girl but I hope she's the end of the line
Oh yeah, I hope she's the end of the line

G                                   D
 Her majesty's living in a land of curtsies
Em                            A7     A
 A world of blueish blood and Nazis, yeah

Her majesty's a pretty nice girl but I think she ought to call it a day
Her majesty's a pretty nice girl without one good reason to stay
I'd like to take her for a whiskey or two, but I've got a lot of things to do
Her majesty's a throwaway song just short of a chorus or two
Oh yeah, short of a chorus or two

A world of corgies and inbreeding
The royal corpse is barely breathing

Her majesty's a pretty nice girl with a circus for a family
Her majesty's a pretty nice girl but she's stuck with the royal We
I'd like to show her around the center of town but I haven't got a carpet for
her feet
Her majesty's a pretty nice girl but she's pretty much obsolete
Oh yeah, she's pretty much obsolete