Intro: F5 (...the "dudududududududu") F5 C5 You're Harry Freakin' Potter! G5 You don't understand F5 you're a legend, man, G5 to us all! C5 Every son and daughter-- "SAFE!" G5 ... From You-Know-Who, F5 all because of you! G5 You were small, F5 E5 E5 but I wonder if you can recall... A5 G5 Long story short, F5 this guy, E5 "Voldemort" D5 was super cruel... F5 G5 "Voldemort?" gasp "SHHH!!!" A5 G5 F5 ... Tried to kill you & your parents, E5 D5 F5 G5 and this is where it gets intensely cool... A5 F5 Even though you were a tiny little boy, A5 F5 you shoulda died but you survived and then destroyed A5 F5 G5 this evil guy and it's story we enjoy to tell.... F5 C5 You're Harry Freakin' Potter! G5 F5 We don't prefer Gandalf, G5 Merlin, or Oz, C5 You're a whole lot hotter! G5 With that lighting scar, F5 G5 you're a superstar to us all! F5 E5 E5 If we're in trouble we know who to call! A E D E (however many times you want) C#5 C#5 F#5 You're Harry Freakin' Potter! C#5 I wouldn't wince at all, B5 C#5 you're invincible to all harm! F#5 Like Betty Crocker--[Oooh!] C#5 ... I wanna eat you up! B5 No one'll beat you up C#5 with that charm! B5 Remember, Harry, kid, C#5 you're the Boss, Eb5 you're the King, Ab5 you're the Bomb! Ab5 F#5 But this is all so sad, E5 Eb5 I mean, my Mom and Dad C#5 E5 F#5 were killed, long ago...(Long ago they died!) Ab5 F#5 ... I wanna be psyched, E5 Eb5 but being unliked C#5 E5 F#5 is all I know...(All he knows, that's why-) Ab5 E5 I never thought I'd be a part of such a fate, Ab5 E5 an opportunity eleven years late... Ab5 E5 I guess it's time for me step up to the plate F#5 Ab5 and show 'em that I'm something great! F#5 C#5 I'm Harry Freakin' Potter! Ab5 I'll do what I can F#5 Ab5 if what you say I am is true! C#5 I can't be bothered Ab5 by my awful past, F#5 I've found at last C#5 Ab5 something I can do, Eb5 Bb5 so it's time I knew C#5 Eb5 exactly who I am... Ab5 A5 Bb5 I'm Harry Freakin' Potter! Ab5 A5 Bb5 You're Harry Freakin' Potter! Ab5 A5 Bb5 I'm/You're Harry Freakin' Potter-- Eb5 Ab5 A5 Bb5 Ab5 A5 Bb5 ... And I'm the Man! Eb5 [spoken] "HARRY FREAKIN' POTTER!"