David Brent - Serpent Who Guards The Gates of Hell C x32010 Am7 x02010 D xx0232 Dsus xx0233 G 320003 Em 022000 F# 20xxxx I'm not saying don't trust all women, I'm saying, you know, be careful. Everyone woman is different. What it's saying is basically, if you're in a relationship, great. In fact if you were going out with her for over 2 years and you've actually bought her an engagement ring and you're totally loyal to her... Just be careful at a new years eve party that she doesn't get pissed out of her head and you find her in the toilet on all fours with Phil Hickley. Em F# G Mandy Wier[?] C Am7 the lady with the flaming hair (sorta ginger) Em F# G she's not what she seems C Am7 she will crush your dreams C Am7 G don't look in her loving eyes C Am7 G D Dsus she's a demon in disguiiiseee C Am7 G and soon only time will tell Em D Em she's the serpent who guards the gates of hell Ba ba dow! And then the whole band would kick in, Forgone Conclusion, and err like, Mammogram would do a mental solo. Who's Mammogram? Mammogram, that was our lead axeman. That wasn't his real name, his real name was Craig Monkford.