INTRO

( E  E/Ab Am6 Am7 Am ) x2

VERSE 1

E                E/Ab                       Am6   Am7  Am
  Truly with his thorn in your side and you don't know why
E                E/Ab                   Am6   Am7  Am
Julie dips her toe in the tide and you don't know why

CHORUS

        F#m                    B                   C#m
No, she don't know why she got all dolled up for a suicide
             F#m                        B
And when the stage-lights dimmed on the fading scrim ,
       E                  A
It was morning before the cheering died
      Am                        B       E
Is it too late to tell you that I don't mind

( E  E/Ab  Am6 Am7 Am )x2

VERSE 2

E                E/Ab           Am6 Am7  Am
King George in imperial robe and a lazy eye
E                E/Ab                Am6   Am7  Am
Knelt down as the semaphore broke on his tawdry bride

CHORUS

        F#m                    B                     C#m
But we don't know why he got all stressed out on the motherland
             F#m                   B
With his TV sets and his fighter jets
       E                       A
And the royal ubiquitous handy cam
      Am                        B       E
Is it too late to tell you that I don't mind

BRIDE

( E  E/G#  Am6 / Am7 Am ) x2 Em/B  C  D9   C  Em/B

VERSE 3
E                   E/Ab                     Am6 Am7  Am
Here's you with your mom on your back going into the woods
E                  E/Ab                             Am6 Am7  Am
She's so proud that you're staying on track like a good son should

CHORUS
        F#m                        B                            C#m
But you don't know why you got all choked up when you said goodbye
             F#m          B
And you can hear her still 
       E                A
When the nights are still
      Am    B           E
All crying out for calamine

OUTRO

      Am                        B       C#m    A
Is it too late to tell you that I don't mind
      Am                        B       E
Is it too late to tell you that I don't mind