(Capo on 1)

Intro: ( D5 ),( A5 ),( B5 ),( G5 )

( D5 )Someday when I'm old, I'll ( A5 )pull up to the store
And ( B5 )park wherever, the hell, I ( G5 )want to

( D5 ) I'll buy a box of moonpies ( A5 ) and flirt with the cashier
( B5 ) Yeah, like I was still twenty ( G5 )two

( B5 ) I'll b***h about eighteen dollars, ( G5 ) for a gallon of gas
( B5 ) D?wn at the Texa-( E5 )co ( G5 )
( A5 )Someday when I'm ( D5 )old ( A5 ) ( G5 )

Yeah, ( D5 )someday when I'm old, I'll keep ( A5 )chewin' gum in my front pocket
( B5 ) And cold Dr Pepper in the ( G5 )fridge

( D5 ) I'll let my daughter get mad, ( A5 ) say I'm ruining their supper
( B5 ) When I give that stuff to my grandkids ( G5 )

Now I ( B5 )realize that somethings, ( G5 ) they just don't matter
( B5 ) And how fast it all ( E5 )goes ( G5 )
( A5 )Someday when I'm ( D5 ) old ( D5 )

(Chorus)
( G5 ) That clock just starts ( D5 )tickin, ( A5 )oh the day that you're ( D5 )born
( G5 ) And no matter how much ( D5 )time you get
( C5 ) You always want ( E5 )more ( E5 )

( D5 )Someday when I'm old, ( A5 )I'll be the only one
( B5 ) Who remembers you young ( G5 ) and beautiful
( D5 ) Your dark hair fallin' on that ( A5 )pillow case
All the ( B5 )secrets we shared, all the ( G5 )love that we made

And I'll ( B5 )hold on to those precious ( G5 )moments
( B5 ) Like pieces of ( E5 )gold ( G5 )
( A5 )Someday when I'm ( D5 ) old

Outro: ( A5 ),( B5 ),( G5 ),( D5 )