G5             E5   D5
Well were living here in alan-town
            C5                 D5         G5
And he's driven our lives into the ground 
          E5              A5          D5
When we woke up we were wasted and drunk
 A5        E5           A5         D5
Phil got shot, we got beaten by a monk
        G5           E5       D5
I was happy and my life was good
          C5              D5           G5
Getting married like a dentist should
            E5         A5    D5
Roasting marshmallows on a stick
        A5            D5        A5           D5
I got fucked in the ass by a girl with a dick
           G5             E5   D5
And were living here in alan-town
            F5             G5      C5
But their taking teddy's finger now
         E5                    C5       G5
And I'm pretty sure i'm gonna lose my shit
           D5   E5        D5            G5
And shoot alan in the face, and shoot myself