Have fun everybody :)

Tuning is: Down 1/2 Step

Special Chords:

G* (played on the 5th fret) |  E* (played on the 7th fret)
----------------------------------------------------------
d#|---|---|-----|---|       |  d#|---|---|---|---|
A#|---|---|-----|---|       |  A#|---|---|---|---|
F#|---|---|-(7)-|---|       |  F#|---|---|-9-|---|
C#|-5-|---|-----|---|       |  C#|---|---|-9-|---| 
G#|-5-|---|-----|---|       |  G#|-7-|---|---|---|
D#|---|---|-----|---|       |  D#|---|---|---|---|

We only need the 5 :) and to get the right strumming 
just listen to the song! :)

Every Chord is played as a powerchord!

Instead of G* you could play G for a deeper sound 
(if you have 2 guitars one could play high and one deep :) )

I didn?t get the solo, sry! :)

Have FUN! :)
Tabbed by M3t4lb4st4rd



Intro:

E* E* E* E* E* C B A E* E* E* E* E*

E* C (x32010@1)name="chord_x2444x@1">B A (x02220@1)name="chord_320003@1">G  D (xx0232@1)name="chord_320003@1">G
   Oooooooh

if only Brazil was not so far, far away
                        C (x32010@1)I Would swim or walk or ride
    B (x2444x@1)   A (x02220@1)  G (320003@1)  D (xx0232@1)name="chord_320003@1">G
But never ever fly
G* 
But all the noise of the maniacs there
G* 
The sweat on my face it's worth to bear
    C (x32010@1)     B (x2444x@1)   A (x02220@1)        EBut (022100@1)I don't wanna bounce and die

D (xx0232@1)                   E*
But then I see a lady in a tight blue dress
C (x32010@1)        DI (xx0232@1)close my eyes, I know what I would go for
C (x32010@1)          D (xx0232@1)    E*
Stewardess before I crash

G (320003@1)           C (x32010@1)       
Lavatory Love Machine
E*      D (xx0232@1)            
No fear can quell my steam
G (320003@1)           CLavatory (x32010@1)Love Machine
D (xx0232@1)                   G (320003@1)   D (xx0232@1)name="chord_320003@1">G
No cabin fire burn my dream



I am at your disposal
                                           CI (x32010@1)gotta get up to see what you ain't gotta hide
         B (x2444x@1)  A (x02220@1)       G (320003@1)   D (xx0232@1)name="chord_320003@1">G
Wheeling junk along the aisle
G* 
Keep your seat belt fastened
G* 
You're whipping with an iron voice
       CYou (x32010@1)command
   B (x2444x@1)           A (x02220@1)     EUh (022100@1)mistress I am in your hands

D (xx0232@1)                  E*
And when she asks me what I'd like to 
C (x32010@1)       Deat (xx0232@1)I realise the domina feels the same
    C (x32010@1)           D (xx0232@1)        E*
And I reply: What about your pie?

G (320003@1)           C (x32010@1)Lavatory Love Machine
E*          D (xx0232@1)            
No fear can quell my steam
G (320003@1)           C (x32010@1)Lavatory Love Machine
D (xx0232@1)                   G (320003@1)   
No cabin fire burn my dream
G (320003@1)           C (x32010@1)Lavatory Love Machine
          E*       D (xx0232@1)No broken wings to stop me stream
G (320003@1)           C (x32010@1)Lavatory Love Machine
             D (xx0232@1)           G (320003@1)     D(play (xx0232@1)it without the G!)
Honey do you like the way I CREAM?

(Speach of the Captain!)

Pickslide over scream (hold E*)
YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHH

E* C (x32010@1)name="chord_x2444x@1">B AE* (x02220@1)C (x32010@1)name="chord_x2444x@1">B A (x02220@1)name="chord_320003@1">G
(Solo)

DNow (xx0232@1)if I gotta die
     E*                  C (x32010@1)              DI'll (xx0232@1)have been stiff and smiling till the crash

Let them know I've been alive
C (x32010@1)                  DTill (xx0232@1)I made my final splash

G (320003@1)           C (x32010@1)Lavatory Love Machine
E*          D (xx0232@1)            
No fear can quell my steam
G (320003@1)           CLavatory (x32010@1)Love Machine
Doho (xx0232@1)G (320003@1)           
Don't hear the scary noises
C (x32010@1)              E*       DFrom (xx0232@1)the turbine when you scream
G (320003@1)           CLavatory (x32010@1)Love Machine
D (xx0232@1)                        GNo (320003@1)broken wings to stop me stream
G (320003@1)           CLavatory (x32010@1)Love Machine
             D (xx0232@1)           G (320003@1)    
Honey do you like the way I CREAM?
G (320003@1)           CLavatory (x32010@1)Love Machine
Doho (xx0232@1)G (320003@1)           CLavatory (x32010@1)Love Machine
D (xx0232@1)                        GNo (320003@1)broken wings to stop me stream