Bbm7
Monday: Late again, today,
Gm (355333@1) Fhe'd (133211@1)be in trouble though he'd say he was sorry,
Gm (355333@1) F (133211@1) Bbm7 (x13121@1) Ebhe'd (x43121@3)have to hurry out the bus.
Bbm7Tuesday: (x13121@1)Horace was so sad,
Gm (355333@1) Fhe'd (133211@1)never had a girl that he could care for,
Gm (355333@1) F (133211@1) Bbm7 (x13121@1) Eband (x43121@3)if he was late once more, he'd be out.
Bb (x1333x@1) Eb7 (x32310@4) Bb (x1333x@1) Eb7 (x32310@4) Don't be afraid, just knock on the door,
Bb (x1333x@1) Eb7 (x32310@4)
Well he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin'.
Bb (x1333x@1) Eb7 (x32310@4) Then a voice from above said?
Bb (x1333x@1) Ab (xx1114@1) "Horace Wimp, this is your life,
Gm (355333@1) F# (244322@1) Go out and find yourself a wife.
Bb (x1333x@1) Ab (xx1114@1) Make a stand and be a man,
Gm (355333@1) F# (244322@1) And you will have a great life plan."
Bb (x1333x@1) F# (244322@1)Gm (355333@1) F#You (244322@1)can do it
Bb (x1333x@1) F# (244322@1)Gm (355333@1) F#Come (244322@1)on Horace
Bbm7Wednesday: (x13121@1)Horace met a girl,
Gm (355333@1) Fshe (133211@1)was small and she was very pretty,
Gm (355333@1) F (133211@1) Bbm7 (x13121@1) Ebhe (x43121@3)thought he was in love, he was afraid.
Bbm7 (x13121@1)Thursday: Asks her for a date,
Gm (355333@1) Fthe (133211@1)cafe down the street tomorrow evening,
Gm (355333@1) F (133211@1) Bbm7 (x13121@1) Ebhis (x43121@3)head was reeling, when she said "Yes O.K."
Bb (x1333x@1) Eb7 (x32310@4) Bb (x1333x@1) Eb7 (x32310@4) Don't be afraid, just knock on the door,
Bb (x1333x@1) Eb7 (x32310@4)
Well he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin'.
Bb (x1333x@1) Eb7 (x32310@4) Then a voice from above said?
Bb (x1333x@1) Ab (xx1114@1) "Horace Wimp, this is your life,
Gm (355333@1) F# (244322@1) Go out and find yourself a wife.
Bb (x1333x@1) Ab (xx1114@1) Make a stand and be a man,
Gm (355333@1) F# (244322@1) And you will have a great life plan."
Bb (x1333x@1) F# (244322@1)Gm (355333@1) F#You (244322@1)can do it
Bb (x1333x@1) F# (244322@1)Gm (355333@1) F#Come (244322@1)on Horace
Bb (x1333x@1)
Friday: Horace, this is it,
Gm (355333@1) Fhe (133211@1)asks the girl if maybe they could marry,
Gm (355333@1) F (133211@1) Bb (x1333x@1) Ebwhen (x43121@3)she says "gladly." Horace cries.
Bb (x1333x@1)
Sunday: Everybody's at the church,
Gm (355333@1) F (133211@1)
when Horace rushes in and says "Now here come my wife,
Gm (355333@1) F (133211@1) Bb (x1333x@1) Ebfor (x43121@3)the rest of my life." and she did.
Bb (x1333x@1) Eb7 (x32310@4) Bb (x1333x@1) Eb7 (x32310@4) Don't be afraid, just knock on the door,
Bb (x1333x@1) Eb7 (x32310@4)
Well he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin'.
Bb (x1333x@1) Eb7 (x32310@4) Then a voice from above said?
Bb (x1333x@1) Ab (xx1114@1) "Horace Wimp, this is your wife,
Gm (355333@1) F# (244322@1) Go out and find yourself a life.
Bb (x1333x@1) Ab (xx1114@1) Make a stand and be a man,
Gm (355333@1) F# (244322@1) And you will have a great life plan."
Bb (x1333x@1) F# (244322@1)Gm (355333@1) F#You (244322@1)can do it
Bb (x1333x@1) F# (244322@1)Gm (355333@1) F#Come (244322@1)on Horace
Bb (x1333x@1) Ab (xx1114@1) Gm (355333@1) F#Horace (244322@1)Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace
Bb (x1333x@1) Ab (xx1114@1) Gm (355333@1) F# (244322@1) Bb (x1333x@1) Ab (xx1114@1) Gm (355333@1) F# (244322@1)Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Sunday Monday Tuesday
Bb (x1333x@1) Ab (xx1114@1) Gm (355333@1) F# (244322@1)Wednesday Thursday Friday Sunday
Bb (x1333x@1) Ab (xx1114@1) Gm (355333@1) F# (244322@1) Bb (x1333x@1) Ab (xx1114@1) Gm (355333@1) F# (244322@1)Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Sunday Monday Tuesday
Bb (x1333x@1) Ab (xx1114@1) Gm (355333@1) F# (244322@1)Wednesday Thursday Friday Sunday
Made by Stu, slightly modified and transposed into the correct key.
