Intro: E A x2

E                                 A
Oh Alberta, don't you cry, listen to me, it'll be alright, uh huh oh yeah
E                                                  A
Don't hate Saskatchewan, never meant no harm to anyone
E                                    A     
Manitoba, don't you know you're out where you won't make it home,
Back to Ontario

*D A G D E x3*
D A E x2
D A 

E                                            A
Up in the Yukon, I hit that bong, and then I turned up the stereo,
thought about Ontario
E
P.E.I, Potato
           A
P.E.I, Potato

E                                           A
Down In Newfoundland, started a band and we played late into the night
Drank 'till sunlight

*D A G D E x3*
D A E x2

D A E              D                 A
    Son, go get it done on the right side
      D                   A                      E
Ontario, that's where I'm going, and I'll sing it
D A E x2
D A E              D                 A 
    Son, go get it done on the right side
      D                   A                     E
Ontario, that's where I'm from , and I'll sing it

D A E x2
D A 
E                                 A  
Oh Alberta, don't you cry, listen to me, it'll be alright, uh huh oh yeah
E                                                  A
Don't hate Saskatchewan, never meant no harm to anyone
E                                A
North Dakota, don't you that you don't belong in this song
                      E
Where did we go wrong?

End
*I'm not entirely sure about this sequence, so don't assume it is right*