(Intro) Aww Baaaaabyyyy (Chorus) The way you shake it, I can't believe it, I ain't never seen an ass like that, The way you move it, You make my peepee go, Da-doing doing doing, I don't believe it It's almost too good to be true, I ain't never seen an ass like that, The way you move it, You make my peepee go Da-doing doing doing (Verse 1) The way she moves she's like a belly dancer She's shakin' that ass to that new nelly jams, I Think someone's at the door But I don't think Imma answer Police saying "freeze" da-doing doing doing, What do you mean freeze? Please, I'm a human being, I have needs I'm not done, not 'til I'm finished peeing I am not resisting arrest I am agreeing Mr. Officer, I'm already on my knees, I can't get on the ground any further It's impossible for me And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee Yes, I make R&B I sing song It goes Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching Sike, I joke I joke I kidd I kidd If I offend I'm sorry, Please, please forgive For I am Triumph the puppet dog I am a mere puppet I can get away with anything I say and You will love it (Chorus) The way you shake it, I can't believe it, I ain't never seen an ass like that, The way you move it, You make my peepee go, Da-doing doing doing, Jessica Simpson, Looks so-so tempting, Nick I ain't never seen an ass like that, Everytime I see that show on MTV my peepee goes Da-doing doing doing (Verse 2) Mary-Kate & Ashley used to be so wholesome, Now they're getting older they're starting To grow bum-bums I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn Police saying "freeze" da-doing doing doing What do you mean freeze? Jeez I just got my seat I have ticket look, I put it away my zipper's zipped Please do not remove me from this Movie theater please I did not even get to see, Mary-Kate shower scene I did't mean to be obscene or Make a great big scene And don't treat me like I'm Peewee herman This movie's PG Mr. Officer I demand to see my attorney, I will simply plead innocent Cop a plea and be free, free, yes, free Right back on the streets, What do you mean my lawyer's with Michael He's too busy? I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man And I can say that and you'll laugh 'Cause there's a puppet on my hand (HAHA) (Chorus) The way you shake it, I can't believe it, I ain't never seen an ass like that, The way you move it, You make my peepee go, Da-doing doing doing, Hilary Duff is, not quite old enough so, I ain't never seen a butt like that, Maybe next year I'll say ass And she'll make my peepee go, Da-doing doing doing (Verse 3) The way she moves she dances like a go-go, In the video she sings "Get out you bozo" I need a new boyfriend hi my name is JoJo Police saying "freeze" da-doing doing doing What do you mean freeze? My computers will be seized And my keys, to my ranch I just baked cookies, Mr. Officer, Lookie, take a whiff of these, Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this, Nobody is safe from me, no not even me I don't even know if I can say the word peepee Pee, On the radio, but I think I did, Janet, is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit! Sike, I joke I joke I kidd I kidd I don't think my joke is working I must flee quick Get to the chopper, everybody get out I am not Triumph, I am Arnold get down! (Chorus) The way you shake it, I can't believe it, I ain't never seen an ass like that, The way you move it, You make my peepee go, Da-doing doing doing, So Gwen Stefani, will you peepee on me please? I ain't never seen an ass like that Cause the way you move it You make my peepee go Da-doing doing doing What the f*** is wrong wit chu? (Ha Ha Ha)
