[Featuring Royce Da Five-Nine] 
I reckon you ain't familiar with these here parts 
You know, there's a story behind that there saloon 
Twenty years ago, two outlaws took this whole town over 
Sheriffs couldn't stop em 
Quickest damn gun slingers I've ever seen 
Got murdered in cold blood 
That ol' saloon there was their lil' home away from home 
They say the ghosts of Bad and Evil still live in that tavern 
And on a quiet night 
You can still hear the footsteps of Slim Shady and Royce Da Five-Nine 
I don't speak, I float in the air wrapped in a sheet 
I'm not a real person, I'm a ghost trapped in a beat 
I translate when my voice is read through a sismograph 
And a noise is bred, picked up and transmitted through Royce's head 
Trapped him in his room, possessed him and hoist his bed 
Till the evilness flows through his blood like poisonous lead 
Told him each one of his boys is dead 
I asked him to come to the dark side, he made a choice and said 
Who hard? yo I done heard worse 
We can get in two cars and accelerate at each other 
To see which one'll swerve first 
Two blind bandits panic, whose mental capacity holds 
That of a globe on top of nine other planets 
Kissed the cheek of the devil 
Intelligence level is hell-ier than treble peakin on speakers in the 
Dismissal, I'm not a fair man, disgraced the race of a atheist 
Intercepting missles wit my bare hands like a patriot 
One track sliced without swords, I buried the Christ corpse 
In my past life when the Black Knight mounted the white horse 
And stay over-worked, its like the Nazis in the nations 
Collaborating, attemptin to take over the earth 
Cuz this is what happens when Bad Meets Evil 
We hit the trees till we look like Vietnamese people 
He's Evil, and I'm Bad like Steve Segal 
Above the Law cuz I don't agree wit police either (shit, me neither) 
We ain't eager to be legal 
So please leave me wit the keys to your Jeep Eagle 
I breathe ether in three amounts 
When I stab myself in the knee with a diseased needle 
Releasin rage on anybody in squeezing range 
Cold enough to make the seasons change into freezing rain 
(He's insane) No I'm not, I just want to shoot up and I'm pissed off 
Cuz I can't find a decent vain 
The disaster wit dreds 
I'm Bad enough to commit suicide and survive long enough 
To kill my soul after I'm dead 
When in danger it's funny actually my flavor's similar to a waiter 
Cuz I serve any stranger wit money 
I spray a hundred, man until they joint chains 
While slippin bullets at point blank range like they was punches 
Piss on a flag and burn it, murder you then come to your funeral 
Serve this lobbyist, strangle your body then confirm you 
Whippin human ass, throwin blows crackin jaws 
Wit my fists wrapped in gause, dipped in glue and glass 
I'm blazin MC's, at the same time amazin MC's 
Somehow MC's ain't that eye-brow raisin to me 
>From all of angles of us, flash a mack loud enough to cast a 
And bust till volcanoes errupt 
*phone rings* 
Hello? (Billy) Aiyyo what's up (we're comin to get you) 
I used to be a loudmouth, remember me? (uh-ah) 
I'm the one who burned your house down (oh) 
Well I'm out now (shit), and this time I'm comin back to blow your 
house up 
And I ain't gon leave you a window to jump out of 
Give me two fat tabs and three shrooms 
And you won't see me like fat people in steam rooms 
And when I go to hell and I'm gettin ready to leave 
I'ma put air in a bag and charge people to breathe 
[Royce] (Eminem) 
Cuz this is what happens when Bad Meets Evil 
And we hit the trees till we look like Vietnamese people 
He's Evil, and I'm Bad like Steve Segal 
Against peaceful, see you in hell for the sequel 
(We'll be waitin) See you in hell 
Wall Street, Royce Da Five-Nine, Slim Shady 
See you in hell for the sequel (bye bye) 
Bad Meets Evil, what? (till next time) 
And so that's the story when Bad Meets Evil 
Two of the most wanted individuals in the county 
Made Jesse James and Billy the Kid look like law-abiding citizens 
It's too bad they had to go out the way they did 
Got shot in the back comin out of that ol' saloon 
But their spirits still live on till this day 
Shhh...[spits] wait, did y'all hear that? 
[Footsteps and windblowing]
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