G (320003@1) Em (022000@1)Cyou (x32010@1)pulled up at the house at half past seven in your '69 impala, you shook hands with father G (320003@1) Em (022000@1) Cand (x32010@1)we stopped off at the drugstore by the drive-in for some trojans and a six pack. Am (x02210@1)Cstill, (x32010@1)your eyes kept wandering back to her. it's always her. Dso, (xx0232@1)let's get one thing straightened out here, sir. C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) Emif (022000@1)you think you're seeing double let me save you some trouble. C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) Emthis (022000@1)ain't no two for one buy in here, mister. C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) Em (022000@1) Dcause (xx0232@1)i'm much more than just that shy. i've had enough two-timing guys who only want me cause G (320003@1) Em (022000@1)they want my sister. G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) Em (022000@1) Cmy (x32010@1)eyes are just as blue as hers, my hair is just as fine. and the tattoo on her lower exactly just like mine. G (320003@1) Dbut (xx0232@1)if you look beneath the surface, we're as different as can be. Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1) Amcause (x02210@1)there is just one heart that beats for you and that heart belongs to me. and not her. Cit's (x32010@1)always her. Dso, (xx0232@1)let's get one thing straight if i'm your girl. CHORUS Em (022000@1) Gand (320003@1)if tomorrow you should die, my sister would not bat an eye. she doesn't even know name. D (xx0232@1) Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1)she's going with some other guy. as long as she is still around i will always have a of doubt. Di (xx0232@1)need to know your love is real, but how? CHORUS G (320003@1) Em (022000@1) Cwe're (x32010@1)all dressed up. the flowers sure are pretty. mother pays her last respects. i look no G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) Em (022000@1)one suspects that it was me who put the drain-o in her coffee. and now that she is underground C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1)i'll know that you're not hanging around for her. no, not for her. G (320003@1) Dand (xx0232@1)now i'll know your love is true for sure. C* (do not strum) Git (320003@1)pains my heart to think of her a rotting, stinking, maggot infested, bloated and corpse Em (022000@1)beneath the earth. C* (begin strumming again) D (xx0232@1) Gyou (320003@1)can't imagine just how much i miss her. C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) Gbut (320003@1)now i know you want me, not my sister.