Bwana Dik Frank Zappa from Fillmore East
F#(riff) (244322@1) F#(riff) (244322@1)
And if his dick is a monster If his dick is a monster
A7 (x02020@1) E (022100@1)name="chord_022100@1">E D (xx0232@1)name="chord_022100@1">E
If his dick is a monster they will give him their hearts
Over Em7 (Spoken)
Hold it! Please hold it! My God, Madge . . . you voluptuous New York City slit . . .
Why didn't you tell me before? It was so hard to tell with your little blousey-poo
on, but . . .
Now that I see you . . . I would have helped . . I didn't know you were so
obviously . . . PREGNANT . . .
ends with B7
Em7 A (x02220@1) Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1)B7I've (x21202@1)got the thing you need I am endowed beyond your wildest
Em (022000@1) A (x02220@1) Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1) B7 (x21202@1) EmClearasil-spattered (022000@1)fantasies Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah . . .
C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) EmGirls (022000@1)from all over the world, flock to write my name on the toilet walls
F (133211@1) G (320003@1) E (022100@1) F (133211@1) G (320003@1)C (x32010@1) B7 (x21202@1) C (x32010@1) B7 (x21202@1)Of the Whisky ? Go-Go, for I am Bwana Dik I am Bwana Dik
C (x32010@1) B7 (x21202@1) C (x32010@1) B7Me (x21202@1)Bwana Dik, No! Me Bwana Dik
Say!
(F#m7 E ) x 2 Arpeggios Drum Cue
F#m7 (131141@2) E (022100@1) F#m7 (131141@2) EMy (022100@1)dick is a monster Give me your heart
F#m7
Bwana Dik is a legend, enormous thou art
F#m7 (131141@2) E (022100@1) F#m7 (131141@2) E (022100@1)My dick is a Harley you kick it to start
F#m7
Bwana Dik speaks the heavens will part
F#m7 (131141@2) E (022100@1) F#m7 (131141@2) E (022100@1)My dick is a dagger I'll force it to fit
F#m7 (131141@2) E (022100@1) F#m7 (131141@2) EMy (022100@1)dick is a reamer, baby, to scream up your slit
D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) BSteam (x2444x@1)it! Ream it! Cream it!
Into Latex Sauna Beef
Riff
B (x2444x@1)name="chord_022100@1">E D (xx0232@1)B (x2444x@1) A (x02220@1) A (x02220@1) Mud Shark
