Am (x02210@1) G (320003@1) F (133211@1) EMy (022100@1)girl went to the doctor cause her heart had palpitations Am (x02210@1) G (320003@1) F (133211@1) EHe (022100@1)said cut the carbs, or else she'd end up pushing up carnations Am (x02210@1) G (320003@1) F (133211@1) EShe (022100@1)stepped up on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh Lordy" Am (x02210@1) G (320003@1) F (133211@1) EIf (022100@1)you don't drop a few, girl, you won't make it past age forty EMy (022100@1)girl said, "Hey lookie, on my fancy x-ray chart" E (022100@1) Said the doctor, "Holy hell that's one G.D. big ass heart" Am (x02210@1) G (320003@1) F (133211@1) E (022100@1) AmI'm (x02210@1)telling you my friend, my girl's got a big ass heart Am (x02210@1) G (320003@1) F (133211@1) E (022100@1) Am (x02210@1)When she shops for groceries that heart gets its own damn cart Am (x02210@1) G (320003@1) F (133211@1) E (022100@1) F (133211@1)That big ass heart can pump two tons of love through her chest F (133211@1) G (320003@1) Am (x02210@1)And then sit down and win a lovin' pie-eating contest Am (x02210@1) G (320003@1) F (133211@1) E (022100@1) Am (x02210@1)I love that big ass heart so much I think it isn't fair Am (x02210@1) G (320003@1) F (133211@1) E (022100@1) Am (x02210@1)Like how your heart won't pay me back for breaking all my chairs Am (x02210@1) G (320003@1) F (133211@1) E (022100@1)So sick with love I think I'm coming down with rickets F (133211@1) G (320003@1) Am (x02210@1) G (320003@1) F (133211@1) EWhen (022100@1)that big ass heart flies coach it has to pay for two plane tickets E (022100@1) Am (x02210@1) GOh, (320003@1)that big ass heart F (133211@1) E (022100@1) AmOh, (x02210@1)that big ass heart
