So, this is my first song, I think it's okay.
Btw, I'm uploading from my smartphone, if you see anything wrong please comment.

Riff

e|--------------3-1-0h1------
B|-1-3-1-1-3-1-----------3-1-
G|---------------------------

Intro: Riff - E - Riff - Am

Am
And so I married a Chinese lesbian
                 Dm
She was 45 years old
                                Am
She needed bad to stay in the country
       E               Am
And I needed bad her dough
            Dm                  Am
She needed bad to stay in the country
       E               Am
And I needed bad her dough
 

Am
So I became her Greencard husband
                              Dm
And she became my ten grand wife
                             Am
We quickly were unhappily married
      E                 Am
And now we can't split up
            Dm            Am
We quickly were unhappily married
      E                 Am
And now we can't split up 

Am 
Inspector call us and inspector watch          
                                    Dm
I'd run but I still haven't got my dough
                                     Am
I live with her in a half bedroom apartment
     E             Am
With six other lesbos
            Dm                      Am
I live with her in a half bedroom apartment
     E             Am
With six other lesbos

At the end it plays the same Intro played in Passport, I haven't figured it out yet.