Intro:

A , D , F#m , D

A
If you want to see the bottom of the sea
D             F#m
I'll steal a submarine
A
If you want a farm in South Dakota
D             F#m
Honey, I'll start planting seeds
E                        D
I'll grow you a thousand kinds of fruit
Just stop asking me to marry you


A , D , F#m , D x2


A
If you miss the friend you had in Jesus
D                                  F#m
I'll sing you all those gospel hymns
A
If you'd rather hear something more exotic 
D           F#m
I'll study violin
E                  D
And learn the work of Tchaikovsky
Just stop asking for a wedding ring


A , D , F#m , D x2


F#m
Three-layer cake and a posy bouquet
A
What's the hurry, honey? Can't we keep it this way?
F#m                              E
Oh, for fuck's - so long as you stay a gamophobe,
             D                         C
These hips are in escrow

A
If you want to set foot on the moon 
D                            F#m
I'll be your Jack Kennedy
A
And if you want to drink yourself to death
D                           F#m
Baby, I'll build a brewery
E                  D
We'll fade away, warm and making spoons
Just stop asking me to marry you