Intro:
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Your story's sad to tell, a teenage ne'er-do-well
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Most mixed up non-delinquent on the block
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Your future's so unclear now,
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what's left of your career now
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Can't even get a trade-in on your smock
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Beauty school drop-out,
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no graduation day for you
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Beauty school drop-out,
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missed your midterms
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and flunked shampoo
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Well at least you could have
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taken time to wash and clean your clothes up
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After spending all that dough to have the doctor
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fix your nose up
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Baby get moving,
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why keep your feeble hopes alive
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What are you proving?
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You've got the dream , but not the drive
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If you go for your diploma, you could join the steno pool
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Turn in your teasin' comb and go back to high school
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Beauty school drop-out,
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hangin' around the corner store
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Beauty school drop-out,
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it's about time you knew the score
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Well they couldn't teach you anything,
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you think you're such a looker
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But no customer would go to you,
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unless she was a hooker
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Baby don't sweat it,
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you're not cut out to hold a job
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Better forget it,
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who wants their hair done by a slob
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Now your bangs are curled, your lashes twirled,
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But still the world is cruel
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Wipe off that angel face and go back to high school
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Baby don't blow it,
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don't put my good advice to shame
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Baby you know it,
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Even Dear Abby'd say the same
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Now I've called the shot, get off the pot, I really gotta fly
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Gotta be goin' to that maltshop in the sky
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Beauty school drop-out,
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go back to high school
