E5 B5 E5 B5 (faster) E5 B5 E5 B5 E5 B5 E5 B5
(no chord) E5 B5 E5 B5 (faster) E5 B5 E5 B5 E5 B5 E5 B5
Jesus Christ - come on down!
E5 B5 E5 B5
If you ever wondered how you get triangles from a cow
E5 B5
You need butter, milk and cheese
E5 B5 E5 B5 E5 B5
And an equilateral chainsaw.
E5 B5 E5 B5 E5 B5 E5 B5
In debt I owe someone a fiver; maybe I should try my hand at drag
E5 B5 E5 B5
James Dean was just a careless driver
E5 B5 E5 B5 E5 B5 E5 B5 E5 B5
And Marilyn Monroe was just a slag.
E5 B5 E5
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
E5 B5 E5
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
E5 B5 E5
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
E5 B5 E5 B5 E5 B5 E5 B5 E5 B5
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd.
E5 B5 E5 B5
Mary had a little lamb the doctors were astounded
E5 B5 E5 B5 E5 B5 E5 B5
Everywhere she went gynaecologists surrounded.
E5 B5 E5 B5
They've been cooking on Blue Peter now they're sampling the dishes
E5 B5
'I don't normally like tomatoes John
E5 B5 E5 B5 E5 B5 E5 B5 E5 B5
But this is delicious'.
E5 B5 E5
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
E5 B5 E5
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
E5 B5 E5
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
E5 B5 E5 G5 D5 G5 D5 G5 D5 G5 D5
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd.
G5 D5 G5 D5 G5
The son of Jimmy Clitheroe is shouting out -
D5 G5 D5 G5 D5 G5 D5 G5 D5 E5 B5 E5 B5 E5 B5 E5 B5
'Where's my Fiorucci?'--------------
E5 B5 E5 B5
Now the Krona rumour spread but they didn't tell the bread
E5 B5 E5 B5 E5 B5
Did you honestly think that they would?
E5 B5 E5 B5
And if eight out of ten cats all prefer Whiskers
E5 B5 E5 B5 E5 B5 E5 B5 E5 B5
Do the other two prefer Lesley Judd?
E5 B5 E5
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
E5 B5 E5
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
E5 B5 E5
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
E5 B7(slower) E5
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd.
