(intro G A D7 G, G A D7 G) G A The difference between us and all the other bands D7 G Is that we're different. A You can tell by the way we do our interviews D7 G A D, A D, A D, A7 That we are different. Dm G Underneath the underlying tones and busy melodies C A Next to the intelligent guitars Dm G You'll find frailty, beauty, sex as art C A And something or other about dolphins; Dm G Parlourmaids, dandelions, things 'bout my mind C A And a dead girl's soul that lives inside me Dm G And we don't really know what it's meant to be C A But it's an absolute depth of intensity Dm G But at the end of the night when the rider's been ridden C A We claim our fee and we get back in the van again. Dm G Inspired by no-one, other groups bore us C A How can you say we sound like Frazier Chorus? Dm G 'Cos at the end of the night you claim your poke; C A You get back in to the Vim van Hanegem. Dm G Rockabilly Jim from the pub quiz team C A Dm G C A (x2) Told me something more interesting than your songs ever could. Dm G C A Telly Savalas is set to spearhead an 'Oi' revival down Whitechapel way Dm G C A Telly Savalas is set to spearhead an 'Oi' revival down Whitechapel way Dm G Ol' Television is set to spearhead C A Dm G C A, Dm G C A An 'Oi' revival down Whitechapel way. Dm G C A, Dm G C A (fade out) Who loves ya costermonger?