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Well you say you only watch documentaries
                                          A5
And that bad cold you've got - that's the flu
                                D5
And that book that you foisted upon me
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I'll never read it, will you?
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Did you play in the Garden of Eden?
         E5                          A5
Were the goalkeeper's gloves to you tossed?
        D5                      A5
'Cos it seems to me you're the reason
                      E5        A5
You're the reason why Paradise Lost.
                            E5
Was it you who invented the school run?
                             A5
At the Laboratoires Garnier, Gaul?
                                     D5
And is it you who's to stone for the motorway cone
      A5             E5      A5
Barry Venison and Davina McCall?
        D5                     A5
Did you play in the Garden of Eden?
         E5                          A5
Were the goalkeeper's gloves to you tossed?
        D5                      A5
'Cos it seems to me you're the reason
                      E5        A5       
You're the reason why Paradise Lost.
 
Ah,regain it for me Rodney!    (instr. A5 E5 E5 A5 A5 D5 A5 E5 A5 )
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Well we've both seen your personalised reg plates
                                A5
And it's not the worst crime I agree
                                   D5
But we both know full well that it really should spell
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T-W-A-T O-N-E.
        D5                     A5
Did you play in the Garden of Eden?
         E5                          A5
Were the goalkeeper's gloves to you tossed?
        D5                      A5
'Cos it seems to me you're the reason
                      E5        A5
You're the reason why Paradise Lost.
                      E5        A5
You're the reason why Paradise Lost,
                      E5        A5
You're the reason why Paradise Lost.