A5 Today I saw her brother, he said she's with another They,ve gone away together - you'd better speak to Heather D5 And so I spoke to Heather at first about the weather And then about her sister and how I really missed her, A5 And maybe she could tell her I've still got her umbrella She prized it rather highly - it saved her once in Filey; D5 It came on all torrential and therefore it's essential You tell me where she's living so it to her I'm giving. A5 D5 Broadstairs, she's in Broadstairs A5 D5 A5 She's in Broadstairs, B for Broadstairs. A5 Apparently she's seeing a bloke who used to be in Acidic Regulator from nearer the equator D5 I couldn't bear to listen or stand to see them kissing. Unable to forgive her I jumped into the river A5 I'm on another planet, she's on the Isle of Thanet I wake up on a trolley and realise the folly D5 I tell them I can manage - there isn't any damage And as I'm being led out I get my A to Z out. A5 D5 Broadstairs, she's in Broadstairs A5 D5 A5 She's in Broadstairs, B for Broadstairs.