Alright guys, I took the tabs that used to be on mypants and I corrected the lyrics the 
the original version as well as putting the chords all the way through and filling in a 
couple of things that were left out.

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My [G]eyes snap open it's [C]two o' clock
I [G]rip off my shirt my [C]pants my socks,
[G]something's wrong but [C]I don't know [G]what
[G]But then I finally [C]realize
There's [G]sweat trickling [C]down my thighs
and a [G]fire between the [C]matress and my [G]butt
It's too [G]HOOOOT
it's to [C]hot in [G]here
I'm [C]gonna fall off of my [G]chair
If I have a[D]nother ice cold [D7]beer

I for[G]gooooot
how much it [C]sucks to sweat in [G]bed
And I [C]don't want to drink your Iced [G]Tea
I wanna take a [D]bath in it in[C]stead
It's too hot[G].


[G]layin' on the floor with my [C]clothes off
Silk [G]boxer shorts and a [C]wash cloth
Are [G]the only things I'll [C]let touch my [G]skin today
[G]Sprayin' myself with an [C]upside down air can
[G]Makin' out with the [C]window fan
[G]Hopin' the mail man [C]doesn't look [G]in today

It's too [G]HOOOOOT
It's too [C]hot in this [G]town
My [C]will to live is [G]melting
and [D]that's what's [D7]got me down

It's too  [G]Hoooot
This whole [C]state is on [G]fire
I'm an [C]endothermic [G]organism
and [D]that's why I [D7]perspire
[G]when it's too Hot


The U[C]nited Nations
Says [G]eleven thousand
[D]People die of [C]hotness each [G]year

But the [C]burning sun
it wants e[G]leven thousand and one
But it's [D]not gonna [C]get me y'[G]hear


[G]Sweating in my [C]basement all alone
watching [G]hotness prevails by the [C]wine cone
Sympa[G]thizing with my [C]favorite youtube [G]star
[G]How could anyone be [C]so deranged
To [G]not believe in [C]climate change.
[G]When it's 102 in [C]Montana in the [G]Dark
It's too [G]HOOOOOT
I'm [C]Doing a funny [G]dance
Cause [C]went and got some [G]ice cubes
and I [D]put them in my [D7] pants

It's too [C]hot in [G]here
I'm [C]probably gonna' [G]pass out
but [D]please pass me my [D7]beer

It's too [G]hot.

[D][C][G] X2

[G]Spraying myself with an [C]upsidedown air can
[G]Makin' love with that win[C]dow fan
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