Standard tuning

D5                    C5              G5
Oh, Phineas Gage was 25 years old in 1848.
D5                     C5                        G5
And he liked his job, working at the railroad, but he had another fate.
D5                                           C5
He was blasting rock when something distracted him.
D5                              C5
And he forgot to put the tamping sand in.
D5                         C5                     G5
He shoved the tamping rod into that little hole onto the blasting powder.
D5                   C5                                    G5
And suddenly his entire left frontal lobe had been turned into clam chowder.


D5       C5       G5                      D5     C5     G5
Oh this is the story of Phineas Gage, who was stabbed in the brain.
D5       C5       G5                      D5     C5     G5
And once your frontal lobe has been destroyed, you can never go home again.

And so on. DFTBA