Tabbed by: Scott H.

Tuning: Standard


Riff I:

e|-------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------|
A|-4-4-4-3-3-3-3/4-4-4-3-3-3-3/4-4-4-3-3-3-3-------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------|


Riff I
       Thirty condom inches later
       Ten minutes in my old hometown
       What is fifteen minutes anyway?
       Suck my dick, baby go around
       "I got a big one, just for you"
       He said "I'll stuff it right in your mouth"
       "I got a big one, one for you"



Riff II:

e|-----------------|
B|-----------------|
G|-----------0-----|
D|-0---------1-----|
A|-2---------0-----|
E|-----------0-----|

       Why do feminists give blow jobs?


Riff I
       'Cause it's just a chore
       And I'm doing you a big favor
       'Cause it's just a chore
       And I'm doing you a big favor