D Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes G Long as I have my plastic Jesus D A Riding on the dashboard of my car D Through all trials and tribualtions G We will travel every nation D A D With my plastic Jesus I'll go far CHORUS D G Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus D A Riding on the dashboard of my car D Through all trials and tribulations G We will travel every nation D A D With my plastic Jesus I'll go far G Riding down a thorooughfare D With his nose up in the air D A A wreck may be ahead, but He don't mind D Trouble coming He don't see G He just keeps His eye on me D A D ANd any other thing that lies behind D G Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus D A Riding on the dasboard of my car D Though the sunshine on his back G Makes Him peel, chip and crack D A D A little patching keeps Him up to par D When pedestrians try to cross G I let them know who's boss D A I never blow the horn or give them warning D I ride all over town G Trying to run them down D A D And it's seldom that they live to see the morning D G Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus D A Riding on the dashboard of my car D His halo fits just right G And I use it for sight D A D And they'll scatter or they'll splatter near and far D If I weave around at night G And the police think I'm tight D A They'll never find my bottle, though they ask D Plastic Jesus shelters me G For His head comes off, you see D A D He's hollow, and I use Him for a flask D G Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus D A Riding on the dashboard of my car D Ride with me and have a dram G Of the blood of the Lamb D A D Plastic Jesus is a holy bar D G Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus D A Riding on the dashboard of my car D But I think he'll have to go G His magnet ruins my radio D A D And if we wreck he'll leave a scar D G Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus D A Riding on the dashboard of my car D Once His robe was snowy white G Now it isn't quite so bright D A D Stained by the smoke of my cigar
