D5 G5 D5 Well, I hit the snooze when the alarm clock rings A5 D5 Laying there doing that sleepy head thing G5 D5 There's a bird out my window spreadin' his wings A5 D5 Cheap chirp doing that singin' thing I do when I first get up Is the coffee thing in my favorite cup Two gets me going, got things to do Let me tell you a thing or two D5 G5 D5 Everything's a thing if you know what I mean A5 D5 You can't do nothing, cause there's no such thing G5 D5 Some things are big, some things are small A5 D5 Some mean alot, some nothing at all G5 It's all laid out, in the scheme of things D5 A5 D5 No matter what it is, everything's a thing D5 G5 D5 Off to work in my old Mustang A5 D5 Doin' that bumper to bumper thing G5 D5 Up ahead a ring a ling ding ding A5 D5 Some guy's doing that cell phone thing Is the light's turned green And he ain't doing that driving thing The thing is about all this That talkin' thing and drivin' don't mix D5 G5 D5 Everything's a thing if you know what I mean A5 D5 You can't do nothing, cause there's no such thing G5 D5 Some things are big, some things are small A5 D5 Some mean alot, some nothing at all G5 It's all laid out, in the scheme of things D5 A5 D5 No matter what it is, everything's a thing D5 G5 D5 If you think this song ain't worth hummin' You got another thing comin' D5 G5 D5 Everything's a thing if you know what I mean A5 D5 You can't do nothing, cause there's no such thing G5 D5 Some things are big, some things are small A5 D5 Some mean alot, some nothing at all G5 It's all laid out, in the scheme of things D5 A5 D5 No matter what it is, everything's a thing NOTE: During the pre-chorus, keep playing the 'D' Chord.....it's held for 4 lines.............
