Intro: C  F  C  G


          C       F         C        G
We want a podsafe Christmas song
          C           A7      Dm     G
We want a song that's safe to play
Dm             G
Don't think us rude
         C               
We don't wanna get sued
       D               G     G7
By the thugs at the RIAA
             C        F          C        G
We have been good the whole year long
C     C7    F
Santa don't delay
F         B7      C         A7
Give us a podsafe Christmas song
   D         G         C
To celebrate Christmas day


Outro: C  F  C  G