Can we please toast
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To the motherfu*** douchebags, tonight
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Do you know where to find marble conference tables?
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I'm looking to have a conference... not until I get the table though.
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Fur pillows... are hard to actually sleep on
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Man... whatever happened to my antique fish tank?
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Classical music is tight, yo
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I make awesome decisions in bike stores
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French fries are the devil...
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Black is the new black
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I love mee!
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That's it, enjoy