Capo on fifth!

       C
If you save yourself for marriage
You're a bore
             Am
If you don't save yourself for marriage
You're a whore-able person
       F
If you won't have a drink
Then you're a prude
            Dm
But they'll call you a drunk 
           G
As soon as you down the first one

   C
If you can't lose the weight
Then you're just fat
    Am
But if you lose too much
Then you're on crack
       F
You're damned if you do
And you're damned if you don't
       Dm
So you might as well just do
    G
Whatever you want
So


C
Make lots of noise
    Am
And kiss lots of boys
   C
Or kiss lots of girls
          F                G
If that's something you're into
         C
When the straight and narrow
       Am
Gets a little too straight
           F
Roll up a joint, or don't
     C
Just follow your arrow 
    G       C
Wherever it points, yeah
Am   
Follow your arrow 
    G       C
Wherever it points
Yeah
 
   C
If you don't go to church
You'll go to hell
               Am
If you're the first one 
On the front row
You're self-righteous
Son of a-
F
Can't win for losing
You just disappoint 'em
      Dm
Just 'cause you can't beat 'em
      G
Don't mean you should join 'em



C
Make lots of noise
    Am
And kiss lots of boys
   C
Or kiss lots of girls
          F                G
If that's something you're into
         C
When the straight and narrow
       Am
Gets a little too straight
           F
Roll up a joint, or don't
     C
Just follow your arrow 
    G       C
Wherever it points, yeah
Am   
Follow your arrow 
    G       C
Wherever it points

C
Say what you feel
Love who love
           Am
'Cause you only get 
so many trips around the sun
          F
Yeah, you only
          C
Only live once



C
Make lots of noise
    Am
And kiss lots of boys
   C
Or kiss lots of girls
          F                G
If that's something you're into
         C
When the straight and narrow
       Am
Gets a little too straight
           F
Roll up a joint, or don't
     C
Just follow your arrow 
    G       C
Wherever it points, yeah
Am   
Follow your arrow 
    G       C
Wherever it points
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