[verse 1]

G
She showed up at my house at half past nine
      C
In a low-cut dress with a bottle of wine
     D                                     G
She said this will be a night you won't forget

G
She poured us some drinks to get us into the mood
   C
I reached for the lights, she reached for my tunes
     D                                                 G
She pulled out that Red Headed Stranger, I stood up and said


[Chorus]
                C
Don't touch my Willie
                  G
I don't know you that well
                      D
Help yourself to some Haggard or some Jones
      C          G
Hell, or anybody else
                      C
I don't know what you heard
             G
I ain't that kind of guy
                         D
Yeah so don't touch my Willie,
C                   G
We'll get a long just fine