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When I stole a twig from our little nest
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And gave it to a bird with nothing in her beak
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I had my balls and my brains put into a vise
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And twisted around for a whole fucking week
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Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you let that trash
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Get ahold of your cock, get stoned on my hash

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Why'd ya do it she said, why'd you let her suck your cock
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Oh, do me a favor, don't put me in the dark
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Why'd ya do it, she said, they're mine all your jewels
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You just tied me to the mast of the ship of fools