I wanted to learn to play this as a joke, but all the tabs/chord sheets I found were
bad.  Like, you all should be ashamed.  So I took 20 minutes to tab it out so you can play
right.  I suspect the guitar parts were actually recorded with a guitar tuned a 1/2 step 
but this is for standard tuning.  You won't notice any difference.


Main riff

E---5/6-6-x-x--6--9--6----x--x--x----6-6-4-x---|
B---6/7-7-x-x--6--6--7----x--x--x----7-7-6-x---|
G--------------------8----x--x--x----8-8-6-x---|   x2
D----------------------------------------------|
A----------------------------------------------|
E----------------------------------------------|


Verse (play riff, but if you wanna play the full chords, here they are)

  F#                    Bbm
I hopped off the plane at LAX
Ebm                          C#
with a dream and my cardigan
  F#                   Bbm         Ebm
welcome to the land of fame excess,
                    C#
am I gonna fit in?

  F#                      Bbm              Ebm
Jumped in the cab, Here I am for the first time
                                    C#
Look to the right and I see the Hollywood sign

    F#         Bbm    Ebm
This is all so crazy
                        C#
Everybody seems so famous

F#                       Bbm               Ebm
My tummys turnin and I'm feelin kinda home sick
                             C#
Too much pressure and I'm nervous,
                F#                     Bbm    Ebm
That's when the taxi man turned on the radio
(no chord)
and a Jay Z song was on
and the Jay Z song was on
and the Jay Z song was on

CHORUS (same chords as the verse, kiddies...)
            F#
So I put my hands up
        Bbm
They?re playing my song,
    Ebm                      C#
And the butterflys fly away
F#                   Bbm  Ebm
Noddin? my head like yea
                        C#
Movin my hips like yea
F#
I got my hands up,
        Bbm
They?re playin my song
Ebm                   C#
I know im gonna be ok
F# Bbm  Ebm                       C#
Yeaaaa,   It's a party in the USA
Yeaaaa,   It's a party in the USA

VERSE 2 - same as first

CHORUS 2 - same as first

BRIDGE

Bbm                    Ebm
Feel like hoppin' on a flight (on a flight)
Bbm                    Abm
Back to my hometown tonight (town tonight)
Bbm                    Ebm
Something stops me everytime (everytime)
    B                              C#
The DJ plays my song and I feel alright

CHORUS 3 and 4 - same as before