Verse
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I hate talking and I hate walking next to someone I don?t know
Gm
Someone I don?t know
D |D |F# |F#
I hate pretending to keep up this friend thing
Bm |Bm/Ab |Gm |D
When I have enough friends and I?d rather be at home

Prechorus
Bm |G
Things would be much easier
Bm |Em
And it would really save some time
Bm |G
If you knew my favorite color
A |A7
And my favorite kind of pie


Chorus
Dm7 |Bm |Em |A7 |
I wish there was a social excuse to make you a cassette tape
Dm7 |Bm |Em |A7 |
I?d teach you all about my life from side B to side A
Dm7 |Bm |Bm/Ab |A7b9 |Dm7 |Dm7
Fast forward rewind? Whenever or never mind

D |D |F# |F# |Bm |Bm/Ab
I hate been picky but right now you don?t get me
Gm
But in time I think you will and I know you won?t until
D |D |F# |F# |Bm |Bm/Ab
You listen very closely to the tape and mostly
Gm |D
You will see how I?ve become someone I hope you?ll know and love

Prechorus
Bm |G 
Things would be much easier
Bm |Em
And it would really save some time
Bm |G
If you knew my favorite color
A |A7
And my favorite kind of pie

CHORUS

Bridge
Bm |F# |G |D
My good friends know that I?ve never tried a boysenberry
Bm |F# |G |D
My good friends know that in the wintertime my legs are hairy
Bm |F# |G |D
My good friends know that I never understood chemistry
Bm |F# |G |D
My good friends know that I never date people who know less than me
Bm |F# |G |D
But you don?t know and we?re not getting any younger
Bm |F# |G |A |A7 |
But you don?t know and telling you would just take longer

CHORUS

Outro
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