She Can't Find Her Keys:Paul Petersen.
#19 on COLPIX Records in 1962.

INTRO:  A#

Sha-da..sha-da..sha-da..

#1.
D#             A#
When I take my baby home at night, I can't wait to 
D#
kiss and hold her tight.
G#              D#                       F
But by then the time begins to drag when she starts 
                      A#
searching through her bag.
 A#
(She says, 'Just a moment, please. I can't find my keys.' 
                G#                                 A#
And here's what happens while he's waiting for her squeeze.)

CHORUS:
              D#
She pulls out lipstick, powder, bubble gum and bobby pins. 
                       A#
But she can't find her keys..(her keys.)
A#
Curlers, tweezers, cold cream and candy bars.
                               D#
But she cant find her keys her keys..(her keys.)
D#7                                              G#
Nail file, school books, an autograph of Fabian..she can 
          A#
find with ease. 
        D#                          G#
But I'm standing here waiting for a goodnight 
            A#                 D#
kiss..cause she can't find her keys. 
 A#                      E
(Sha-da..sha-da..sha-da..she can't find her keys.)

#2.
E             B                                       E
I give up, go home and go to sleep..but next night my date 

with her I keep.
A                 E                          F#
Walk her home, we start to kiss and then..it all starts 
           B      B
happening again. (She says, just a moment please I cant find 

my keys.) 
                A                                  B
And here's what happens while he's waiting for her squeeze.

CHORUS:
              E
She pulls out gumdrops, glasses, magazines and tangerines..
                       B
but she can't find her keys..(her keys.) 
B
Presley records, hair spray and jelly beans..but she can't 
         E
find her keys..(her keys.) 
E7                                            A              B
Eyebrow pencils, perfume and potato chips and portable batteries.
        E                           A                     B
But I'm standing here waiting for a goodnight kiss, cause she 
               E
can't find her keys. 
 E                                    A                     B
(But he's standing here waiting for a goodnight kiss..cause she 
               E
can't find her keys.)

OUTRO:
E             B
She pulls out frozen custard, piano bench, pretzels and a monkey

wrench, tennis racket, army cots, pumpkin seeds and coffee pots..
B
watermelons, goal post, a rabbits foot and French toast..fire 

hydrant, ash can, TV set, electric fan..but she can't find her 
E
keys.

 
A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.