Country Jesus                   (Cuming and Myalls: Mung Records, © 2003)

Chorus:
C                                             F                            C
Well! If Country Jesus fought City Jesus he'd win
    F                                                         C
If Country Jesus fought City Jesus he'd win
      G                     F                          C
Cuz all City Jesus ever really does is sin

Verse1:
C
He stays up all night drinking and carousing
             F                                                                      C
Yeah he stays up all night just drinking and carousing
        G                                             F                          C
And when the morning comes around he'll still be up rough housing

Chorus:

Verse 2:
C
God was gay he never slept with Mary
  F                                                              C
God was a homo he never slept with Mary
        G                                   F                                      C
Well I'm not one for gossip but some say Jesus was a fairy

Up up the poop chute here comes Jesus

Up up the poop shoot here comes God

You're not gonna be spared the divine rod

Chorus:

End