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Hey boys and girls,
This ninja science lesson's
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Gonna rock your world
So close your eyes and travel
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back in time with me and
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Ninja bri. It's gonna blow your mind to shit!
It was an ordinary 
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Day at dinosaur high
Then stegosaurus raised his
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Hand and called for high fives
Tyrannosaurus saw this
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then got pissed because his tiny wrist
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Caused his high five to miss and he was like "FUCK THIS!"

Chorus
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Oh yeah
Em
Hell yeah
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It was an oldschool 
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dinosaur laser fight
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Oh yeah
Em
Hell yeah
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Just a classic dinosur laser fight

Bridge: A D Em A D Em

It was a futuristic
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Prehistoric throwdown
And it was quiet because 
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It's in space there's no sound
Did I mention this took
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place in space? It did so shut your face
Also there
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Were robots and sharks

(Chorus)-the second chorus has a lyrical variation.
Rather than a repeated 'oh yeah, hell yeah' sequence,
The second part goes; 'in space, with sharks. Just an oldschool dinosaur laser fight'

Bridge
A Em 
                    A.       D
It's fucking science
Just ask albert
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Einstein. He invented spaaaace....
Then a bunch of fucking 
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Aliens from mars
Showed up ripping solos
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On v-neck guitars
The dinos, sharks and robots
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Saw they came in peace
So they killed them with
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Lasers. Holy shit!
Then they had a 
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Laser party
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Laser party
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Holy shit!
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Laser party
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Laser party
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FUCK!