G5 C5 You sat down on our leather chair. G5 C5 Called everyone G5 C5 Said stick your toes all up in the air, G5 C5 ??Come on it??ll be fun!?? G5 C5 Some tried they thought you were a little strange. G5 C5 They were all right G5 C5 We did thirteen-thousand exercises G5 C5 They were all ashamed G5 But we were all okay G5 C5 You called me up said ??Boy, you can??t handle this!?? G5 C5 I was uptight G5 C5 Only punches below the neck G5 C5 Not the pretty face G5 C5 They all came and they gathered ??round G5 C5 Now is our time G5 C5 Chaos was followed by stupid laughs G5 C5 But I don??t even care G5 C5 No, I don??t even care G5 I don??t even care G5 (strum repeatedly) Stay back Stay home Stay home ?? Simbora V??tor!!!