I've heard a few different sets of lyrics for this, but these seem to be the most common
best!).
Actually the more live versions i watch, it appears Pete just picks verses
at random. Still, sounds good one way or another:

Intro:
C#m A C#m A E

Verse:
      C#m (x13321@4)              A (x02220@1)                         C#mOh (x13321@4)my you did look dapper in your mothers old green scarf
                   A (x02220@1)                    C#mwith (x13321@4)your famous Aunty, Arthurs trousers on
                     A (x02220@1)                    C#mGot (x13321@4)slapped by that slapper and we all laughed
                A (x02220@1)            EBut (022100@1)she laughed the loudest in 93
 C#m (x13321@4)           A (x02220@1)                  C#m (x13321@4)                   
      A"Saucy" (x02220@1)you'd say and we all fell around, rolling 'round the playground,
C#m (x13321@4)            A (x02220@1)                 C#m (x13321@4)                    
      A"Cheeky" (x02220@1)you'd say and we all fell around, rolling 'round the playground.
EIn (022100@1)94

Bridge:
ECharm (022100@1)the bees knees off the bees

Skipping and dancing hand in hand

pre-chorus
  D (xx0232@1)                          EYeah (022100@1)it was all the boys together
D (xx0232@1)                      Eand (022100@1)all the girls together

Chorus
 A (x02220@1)            E (022100@1)       D (xx0232@1)   AShe's (x02220@1)the last of the english ro-oses

 A (x02220@1)            E (022100@1)       D (xx0232@1)   AShe's (x02220@1)the last of the english ro-oses

Verse:
  C#m (x13321@4)                       A (x02220@1)                              C#mShe (x13321@4)knows her Rodneys from her Stanleys and her Kappas from her Reebok
                         A (x02220@1)                         C#mAnd (x13321@4)her tit from her tat and her Winstons from her Enoks
                         A (x02220@1)                        C#mAnd (x13321@4)round the Snooker table she danced the Frutti-Tutti
                           A (x02220@1)                               C#mAnd (x13321@4)she almost spilled her lager toasting girls of great beauty

Bridge:
E2009 (022100@1)comin of age, comin alive

pre-chorus
  D (xx0232@1)                          EYeah (022100@1)it was all the boys together
D (xx0232@1)                      Eand (022100@1)all the girls together

Chorus
 A (x02220@1)            E (022100@1)       D (xx0232@1)   AShe's (x02220@1)the last of the english ro-oses

 A (x02220@1)            E (022100@1)       D (xx0232@1)   AShe's (x02220@1)the last of the english ro-oses

Thats it!