Tom : D5

D5
Make your money with a suit and tie
A5
Make your money with a shrewd denial
C5                              G5
Make your money expert advice,
G5   A5                 (before chorus hold 1st A5 on this line)
If you can wing it
D5
Make your money with a power ply
A5   
Make your money with a buyout bribe
C5            G5  G5  A5  
Make it lie     as long as you mean it

Chorus:
G5      C5             G5
I'm not King of Comedy
G5              C5             G5
Grease the pig, give a squeeze (squeeze me)


D5
Make your money with exploitation
A5 
Make it holy illumination
C5                             G5
Say a prayer at every station
G5               A5  
Don't forget to ask for mercy
D5
Make your money with a pretty face
A5
Make it easy with product placement
C5                                 G5
Make it charged with controversy
G5                 A5
I'm straight, I'm queer, I'm bi


G5      C5             G5
I'm not king of comedy,
G5           C5         G5
I'm not your magazine,
G5           C5          G5
I'm not your television

{Bridge:}  
G5  Slide (8x)

D5
Make your money, make it rich
A5
make it young and make it quick
C5                                     G5
Make your money on the jukebox, baby,
G5    A5 
it's pick up sticks
D5
Make your enemies make your moves
A5
Make your critics fumble through
C5                                   G5
Make it smart and make it schmooze
G5       A5 
Make it look easy
G5      C5             G5
I'm not king of comedy,
G5           C5         G5
I'm not your magazine,
G5           C5          G5
I'm not your television
G5           C5             G5
I'm not your movie screen
G5         C5     G5
I'm not commodity    (all together now)

{Following chords are picked:}
G5          C5     G5
I'm not commodity
G5          C5     G5
I'm not commodity
G5          C5     G5
I'm not commodity
G5          C5     G5
I'm not commodity