C9                                             D4                          
Mott the Hoople and the game of Life
C
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C9                                       D4    
Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match
C
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C9                                             D4    
Monopoly, 21, checkers, and chess
C
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C9                                             D4    
Mr. Fred Blassie and a breakfast mess
C
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C9                                             D4    
Let's play Twister, let's play Risk
C
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C9                                          D4    
I'll see you in heaven if you make the list
C
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah


C                  G
Now Andy did you hear about this one
C                  G
Tell me are you locked in the punch
C                   G
Andy are you goofing on Elvis
      D4
Hey baby, are we losing touch

{Refrain}


G      Am     C  
If you believe
           Am          G    Am            D
They put a man on the moon, man on the moon
G      Am     C      
If you believe
             Am          G       Am            D                   
There's nothing up their sleeve, then nothing is cool


C9                                             D4  
Moses went walking with a staff of wood
C
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C9                                             D4  
Newton got beaned by the apple good
C
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C9                                             D4  
Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp
C
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C9                                             D4  
Mr. Charles Darwin had the gall to ask
C
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah


C                                                        G 
Now Andy did you hear about this one
C                           G
Tell me are you locked in the punch
C                                            G  
Andy are you goofing on Elvis
      D
Hey baby, are you having fun

{Refrain}


C9                                D4
Here's a little agit for the never believer
C
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C9                         D4
Here's a little ghost for the offering
C
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C9                    D4
Here's a truck stop instead of St. Peter's
C
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C9                  D4
Mr. Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling
C
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah


C                                                        G
Now Andy did you hear about this one
C                                               G
Tell me are you locked in the punch
C                                          G
Andy are you goofing on Elvis
      D
Hey baby, are we losing touch

{Refrain lots}