Intro: C D C C

C (x32010@1)                     D (xx0232@1)           CMott (x32010@1)the Hoople and the game of Life (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
C (x32010@1)                 D (xx0232@1)              CAndy (x32010@1)Kaufman in the wrestling match (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
C (x32010@1)                   D (xx0232@1)                  CMonopoly, (x32010@1)Twenty-one, Checkers, and Chess (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
C (x32010@1)                      D (xx0232@1)             CMister (x32010@1)Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
C (x32010@1)                 D (xx0232@1)              CLet's (x32010@1)play Twister, let's play Risk (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
C (x32010@1)                   D (xx0232@1)            CSee (x32010@1)you heaven if you make the list (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

Chorus:

Am (x02210@1)                         GNow, (320003@1)Andy did you hear about this one?
Am (x02210@1)                           GTell (320003@1)me, are you locked in the punch
     Am (x02210@1)                    G (320003@1)         CHey, (x32010@1)Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby 
D (xx0232@1)  Are we losing touch?
G (320003@1)    Am (x02210@1)    C (x32010@1)        D (xx0232@1)        G (320003@1)   Am (x02210@1)       DIf (xx0232@1)you believe they put a man on the moon, man on the moon
G (320003@1)    Am (x02210@1)    C (x32010@1)             C/B (x2555x@1)  Am (x02210@1)       
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool

C (x32010@1)                         D (xx0232@1)            CMoses (x32010@1)went walking with the staff of wood (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
C (x32010@1)                      D (xx0232@1)         CNewton (x32010@1)got beaned by the apple good (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
C (x32010@1)                       D (xx0232@1)           CEgypt (x32010@1)was troubled by the horrible asp (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
C (x32010@1)                           D (xx0232@1)          CMister (x32010@1)Charles Darwin had the gall to ask (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

Chorus:

Am (x02210@1)                             GNow (320003@1)Andy did you hear about this one
Am (x02210@1)                           GTell (320003@1)me, are you locked in the punch?
     Am (x02210@1)                    G (320003@1)         CHey, (x32010@1)Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby.
C (x32010@1)  Are you having fun
G (320003@1)    Am (x02210@1)    C (x32010@1)        D (xx0232@1)        G (320003@1)   Am (x02210@1)       DIf (xx0232@1)you believe they put a man on the moon, man on the moon
G (320003@1)    Am (x02210@1)    C (x32010@1)             C/B (x2555x@1)      AmIf (x02210@1)you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool

Em D Em D Em D D

C (x32010@1)                          D (xx0232@1)             CHere's (x32010@1)a little agit for the never-believer (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
C (x32010@1)                           D (xx0232@1)       CHere's (x32010@1)a little ghost for the offering (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
C (x32010@1)                       D (xx0232@1)                 CHere's (x32010@1)a truck stop instead of Saint Peter's (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
C (x32010@1)                        D (xx0232@1)        CMister (x32010@1)Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

Am (x02210@1)                         GNow (320003@1)Andy did you hear about this one
Am (x02210@1)                           GTell (320003@1)me, are you locked in the punch
    Am (x02210@1)                    G (320003@1)        C (x32010@1)  DHey (xx0232@1)Andy are you goofing on Elvis, hey baby, are we losing touch
G (320003@1)         Am (x02210@1)C (x32010@1)        D (xx0232@1)        G (320003@1)   Am (x02210@1)       DIf (xx0232@1)you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon
G (320003@1)         Am (x02210@1)name="chord_x32010@1">C              C/B (x2555x@1)   Am (x02210@1)     
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool