INTRO / VERSE PATTERN (4 BARS) 
Full C chord (6 strings)simply slid up 2 frets to form E minor 11(no 5th)this
chord has several names, but essentially sounds like a D.
C/ (x32010@1)/ Em11 / / C/ (x32010@1)/ / /

VERSE 1
C (x32010@1)                     Em11                CMott (x32010@1)the hoople and the game of life,         yeah yeah yeah yeah,
C (x32010@1)               Em11                      CAndy (x32010@1)Kaufman in a wrestling match,            yeah yeah yeah yeah,
C (x32010@1)                 Em11                    CMonopoly (x32010@1)twenty one checkers and chess,       yeah yeah yeah yeah,
C (x32010@1)                       Em11              CMister (x32010@1)Fred Blassie and a breakfast mess,     yeah yeah yeah yeah,
C (x32010@1)               Em11                      CLets (x32010@1)play twister lets play risk,             yeah yeah yeah yeah,
C (x32010@1)                           Em11          CI'll (x32010@1)see you in heaven if you make the list,  yeah yeah yeah yeah,

BRIDGE
    Am (x02210@1)                         G (320003@1)     Am (x02210@1)                            GNow (320003@1)Andy did you hear about this one,    tell me are you locked in the punch
    Am (x02210@1)                     G (320003@1)      C (x32010@1)     DHey (xx0232@1)Andy are you goofing on Elvis hey baby,      are we losing touch ?
                                        (2nd vrs are we having fun   ?)
CHORUS
G (320003@1)      Am (x02210@1)     C (x32010@1)       G/B (143121@7)           G (320003@1)     Am (x02210@1)          DIf (xx0232@1)you believed    they put a man on the moon,      man on the moon
G (320003@1)      Am (x02210@1)     C (x32010@1)             Bm (x24432@1)      AmIf (x02210@1)you believe     theres nothing up my sleeve,   then nothing is cool,

VERSE 2
C (x32010@1)                       Em11                CMoses (x32010@1)went walking with a staff of wood,       yeah yeah yeah yeah,
C (x32010@1)                       Em11                CNewton (x32010@1)got beaned by the apple good,           yeah yeah yeah yeah,
C (x32010@1)                       Em11                CEgypt (x32010@1)was troubled by the horrible asp,        yeah yeah yeah yeah,
C (x32010@1)                           Em11            CMister (x32010@1)Charles Darwin had the gall to ask,     yeah yeah yeah yeah,

BRIDGE
CHORUS
GUITAR SOLO (7 BARS)
Em/ (022000@1)/ D/ (xx0232@1)/ Em/ (022000@1)/ D/ (xx0232@1)/ Em/ (022000@1)/ D/ (xx0232@1)/ / /
 
VERSE 3
C (x32010@1)                         Em11              CHeres (x32010@1)a little agit for the never believer,    yeah yeah yeah yeah,
C (x32010@1)                          Em11             CHeres (x32010@1)a little ghost for the offering,         yeah yeah yeah yeah,
C (x32010@1)                   Em11                    CHeres (x32010@1)a truck stop instead of saint peters,    yeah yeah yeah yeah,
C (x32010@1)                       Em11                CMister (x32010@1)Andy Kaufmans gone wrestling,           yeah yeah yeah yeah,

BRIDGE
CHORUS
GUITAR SOLO 2 (7 BARS)
CHORUS x 3
Ends on E minor.