Intro: F  Am  Bbm  C

F
Do... do you remember back

    Am
In middle school

Bbm
When my trunks fell down

C
At the pool

F
Everyone laughed

Am
Except for you

Bbm
You just let me hold you

C
In my bedroom

F
Our freshman year

           Am
When Julie McKnight

Bbm
Dumped me because of

C
My overbite

F
I cried all night

     Am
All over you

Bbm
You didn't seem to mind

C
My tears or my drool

F                        Am
I could always hold you tight

Bbm               C
[ My favorite pillow ]

F                               Am 
So soft so cool on your other side

Bbm               C
[ My favorite pillow ]

F                                                               Am
In my eyes you've been nothing but classy

Bbm                                             C
But everybody's saying you're nasty

F                            Am
Full of fungus it can't be true

Bbm                            C
Laden with bacteria, no, not you

F
But the thing that

Am
Did it did me in

Bbm
I learned you're full of

C
Dust mite excrement

F
And those dead skin cells

Am
May be mine

Bbm
But knowing what's in you

C
I can't sleep at night

F                                            Am
We've been through both thick and thin

Bbm                          C
[ Because you are a pillow ]

F                                  Am
It's hard to say this is the end

Bbm               C
[ my favorite pillow ]

F                                  Am
It's not me, it's definitely you

Bbm                 C
[ I'll get a new pillow ]

F                                                          Am
You are a body fluid sponge and we're through...

Bbm                  C
[ I'm getting a new you ]