The car won't start, it's falling apart
I was late for work and the boss got smart 
My pantyline shows, got a run in my hose 
My hair went flat, man  I hate that (hate that) 

Just when I thought things couldn't get worse 
I realized I forgot my purse 
With all this stress, I must confess
This could be worse than PMS 

BRIDGE: 
This job ain't worth the pay
Can't wait 'til the end of the day
Hey honey, I'm on my way

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 
CHORUS:
Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day 
Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way 
Rub my feet, gimme something to eat 
Fix me up my favorite treat
Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me 
I need to relax and watch TV 
Get off the phone--give the dog a bone 
Hey! Hey! Hey! Honey, I'm home! 

I broke a nail opening the mail 
I cursed out loud 'cause it hurt like hell 
This job's a pain--it's so mundane 
It sure don't stimulate my brain 

(BRIDGE) 
(CHORUS) 
[Oh, rub my neck will you]
(CHORUS) 
[I'm home, that feels much better]