Song: Mayonaise
Artist: Smashing Pumpkins
Album: Siamese Dream

My favourite SP song. Really fun and relaxing to play. Enjoy.

***THE NOTES I WRITE IN THIS SONG ARE IMPORTANT! READ THEM!***

THERE ARE SOME LETTERS IN THE TAB INSTEAD OF NUMBERS,
THEY REPRESENT HIGH FRETS, PAY ATTENTION TO THE CASE

Tuning: Eb Bb Bb Gb Bb D (Yes this is the right tuning.)
Key:
/ = Slide
X = Mute
x = repeat _ number of times
[]= Harmonic
~ = Sustain
b = Bend
pb= prebend from _ to _
h = hammer-on
p = pull-off
v = vibrato
()= Ghost/Optional note
d = strum down
u = strum up
F = 14th fret
T = 13th fret
t = 12th fret
E = 11th fret
N = 10th fret

Intro
*All clean*
Gtr 1:
D-----------0---------|--|----------3---0-------0---3---0----|
Bb------------0-------|--|------0-------------------------0--|
Gb------6-------6-----|--|----1---1---1---1---4---4---4------|
Bb----7---7-------7---|--|-/2--------------/5----------------|x2
Bb--0---------------0-|x2|-----------------------------------|
Eb--------------------|--|-----------------------------------|

    d (xx0231@1)name="chord_xx0231@1">d udud  udu  d (xx0231@1)name="chord_xx0231@1">d udud  udu
D---0-0-0000--00---0-0-0000--00------|
Bb--0-0-0000--00---0-0-0000--00------|
Gb--1-1-1111--11/--4-4-4444--44/-----|
Bb--2-2-2222--22/--5-5-5555--55/-----|x2
Bb--2-2-2222--22/--5-5-5555--55/-----|
Eb-----------------------------------|

    dud (xx0231@1) u u ud du dud (xx0231@1) u u ud du
D---0-00--0-0-00-00-0-00--0-0-00-00--|
Bb--0-00--0-0-00-00-0-00--0-0-00-00--|
Gb--6-66--6-6-66-66-3-33--3-3-33-33--|
Bb--0-00--0-0-00-00-0-00--0-0-00-00--|
Bb--7--7-------7-7--4--4-------4-4---|
Eb--7--7-------7-7--4--4-------4-4---|

    dud (xx0231@1)du d (xx0231@1) dD---0-00-00-0---0~--| (xx0231@1)Bb--0-00-00-0---0~--|
Gb--4-44-44-8/9-8~--|
Bb--5-55-55-0---0~--|x2
Bb--0--0-0--0---0~--|
Eb--0--0-0--0---0~--|

Gtr 2:
D---------------------------------------------|
Bb--------0h2-4-4-b5b4-2v-2h4-----------------|
Gb--2/4~----------------------1---------------|
Bb------------------------------4/7-5v-7~-----|
Bb----------------------------------------0~--|
Eb--------------------------------------------|

D----------------------------------|
Bb-------pb5b4-2-4-2h4p2---/7~-----|
Gb--2/4~-----------------4-----4~--|
Bb---------------------------------|
Bb---------------------------------|
Eb---------------------------------|

D------------------------------------|
Bb--7v-5p4-5-4v-2h4p2---2/4----------|
Gb--------------------4-----1--------|
Bb----------------------------4/7-5--|
Bb-----------------------------------|
Eb-----------------------------------|

Pinch Harmonics......................|
D----------------------------------------------|
Bb--7-5-4-5-4---4---------4-4/7-pb8b7-7v-[7]~--|
Gb------------6---6-4-6-4----------------------|
Bb---------------------------------------------|
Bb---------------------------------------------|
Eb---------------------------------------------|

D---0~--|
Bb--0~--|
Gb--4~--|
Bb--5~--|x2
Bb--0~--|play this chord when the 1st gtr does
Eb--0~--|

Verse
*Lots of distortion*
Gtr 1 + 2

-first time end with ending one,
repeat but end with ending 2
-when the lyrics start, play the first
part twice, both ending in ending 1
-second time around play the first part
then play ending 1, then play first part
then play ending 2

    dud (xx0231@1) u u ud du dud (xx0231@1) u u ud du
D---0-00--0-0-00-00-0-00--0-0-00-00--|
Bb--0-00--0-0-00-00-0-00--0-0-00-00--|
Gb--6-66--6-6-66-66-3-33--3-3-33-33--|
Bb--0-00--0-0-00-00-0-00--0-0-00-00--|
Bb--7--7-------7-7--4--4-------4-4---|
Eb--7--7-------7-7--4--4-------4-4---|

ending 1
    dud (xx0231@1)du d (xx0231@1) dD---0-00-00-0---0~--| (xx0231@1)Bb--0-00-00-0---0~--|
Gb--4-44-44-8/9-8~--|
Bb--5-55-55-4/5-4~--|
Bb--0--0-0--0---0~--|
Eb--0--0-0--0---0~--|

ending 2
    dud (xx0231@1)du d (xx0231@1) dD---0-00-00-0---0~--| (xx0231@1)Bb--0-00-00-0---0~--|
Gb--4-44-44-T/F-T~--|
Bb--5-55-55-9/N-9~--|
Bb--0--0-0--0---0~--|
Eb--0--0-0--0---0~--|

-From now on I'm only going to write
the chords without strumming patterns.
I'll include key words in the lyrics
so you know when to change chords, though.

D---0--(0)------0--------------------|
Bb--0---0-------0--------------------|
Gb--1---4-------4--------------------|
Bb--2---5-------5--------------------|
Bb--2---5-------0--------------------|
Eb------5-------0--------------------|
Time    Ease    Pain
Somehow Feel    Same

Prechorus
-No, this isn't actually how you get that
"screech" sound. On the record, Billy used
a shitty guitar he bought for $50 and whenever
he stopped playing it, it would make that sound.
This just something that SOUNDS like the sound.
Another good place to play the harmonics is
just after the 3rd fret, but it's really hard
on the ears. P.S: make use of a whammy bar.
D-----------[5]--0---------------[5]-(0)-|
Bb-(0)------[5]--0----(0)--------[5]--0--|
Gb--1-------[5]--4-----1-----3---[5]--4--|
Bb--2-------[5]--5-----2-----4---[5]--5--|
Bb--2-------[5]--0-----2-----4---[5]--5--|
Eb--2-------[5]--0-----2-----4---[5]--5--|
    Well No-one  Knows Where Se-crets Go

Chorus 1
Gtr 1 + 2

D---0--0----0-[5]-0-------0-[5]-0--|
Bb--0--0----0-[5]-0-------0-[5]-0--|
Gb--6--3----4-[5]-4-------4-[5]-4--|
Bb--0--0----5-[5]-5-------5-[5]-5--|
Bb--7--4----0-[5]-0-------0-[5]-0--|
Eb--7--4----0-[5]-0-------0-[5]-0--|
And I  Fail Can     I will
  Try Stand Can     I will

Pre-solo
Gtr 1

D--------------|
Bb-------------|
Gb-------------|
Bb--5-7-9-N-t--|
Bb--0-0-0-0-0--|
Eb--0-0-0-0-0--|

Solo
-I'm not sure about the last few chords but here it is...

D---------------------------|
Bb-----------0--0-----------|
Gb--6--3--4--1--4-----------|
Bb--0--0--5--2--5--5--4--2--|
Bb--7--4--0--2--5--5--4--2--|
Eb--7--4--0-----5--4--2--2--|

Then out of nowhere the 12-string comes in
and plays the verse chords before the distorted
electrics come back in and play the 3 thickest
strings over and over again before playing:

Gtr 1 + 2
D--------------|
Bb-------------|
Gb-------------|
Bb--5-7-9-N-t--|
Bb--0-0-0-0-0--|
Eb--0-0-0-0-0--|

Chorus 2
Gtr 1 + 2
                          Ending 1   2
D---0--0----0-[5]-0-------0-[5]|-0-|---|
Bb--0--0----0-[5]-0-------0-[5]|-0-|---|
Gb--6--3----4-[5]-4-------4-[5]|-4-|-4-|
Bb--0--0----5-[5]-5-------5-[5]|-5-|-5-|
Bb--7--4----0-[5]-0-------0-[5]|-0-|-5-|
Eb--7--4----0-[5]-0-------0-[5]|-0-|-5-|
    So Bad  Can           Will
 Words Plan Can

D---0--0----0--0--|
Bb--0--0----0--0--|
Gb--6--3----4--4--|
Bb--0--0----5--5--|x2
Bb--7--4----0--0--|
Eb--7--4----0--0--|

D--------------|
Bb-------------|
Gb-------------|
Bb--5-7-9-N-t--|
Bb--0-0-0-0-0--|
Eb--0-0-0-0-0--|

D---0--0----0-[5]-0-------0---|
Bb--0--0----0-[5]-0-------0---|
Gb--6--3----4-[5]-4-------4-4-|
Bb--0--0----5-[5]-5-------5-5-|
Bb--7--4----0-[5]-0-------0-5-|
Eb--7--4----0-[5]-0-------0-5-|

D---0--0----0-[5]-0--[5]--0-[5]-0~-|
Bb--0--0----0-[5]-0--[5]--0-[5]-0~-|
Gb--6--3----4-[5]-4--[5]--4-[5]-4~-|
Bb--0--0----5-[5]-5--[5]--5-[5]-5~-|
Bb--7--4----0-[5]-0--[5]--0-[5]-0~-|
Eb--7--4----0-[5]-0--[5]--0-[5]-0~-|

Outro
*All clean*

Gtr 1 same as intro

Gtr 2
                            |Start fading out
D---------------------------/8v-------8--------|
Bb-------5p4---7~/-9p7----5-----9p7-9---9p7-9v-|
Gb--2/4v-----4----------4----------------------|
Bb---------------------------------------------|
Bb---------------------------------------------|
Eb---------------------------------------------|

D--------------------------------------------------------|
Bb--7p5-7-5-4-5-4-2-4-2-5/7-5~-p4-5p4-5/7-pb8b7-5p4-5/7--|
Gb-------------------------------------------------------|
Bb-------------------------------------------------------|
Bb-------------------------------------------------------|
Eb-------------------------------------------------------|

ENJOY! This took about 3 hours to tab... My back is KILLING ME.
-Churchboose