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    Shortcuts: The 7 Inch M...

Intro: C5  F5  C5  F5 
       C5      F5     C5   
A lady gets a lotta things  
           G5        C5 
She gets a 20 carat ring  
             F5       C5     
She gets the alimony too  
            G5                C5      
She gets to look good in the nude  
                D5                        G5   
But there's one place where they've been whipped  
            D5              G5 
Between the nose and upper lip  

C5           F5 
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache (3X) 
C5           G5            C5  
One hundred hairs make a man  
I tried a handlebar design  
My Fu Manchu was real fine  
My Ronald Colman made 'em blink  
My Pancho Villa made 'em think  
But when I trimmed 'em real small  
My Jewish friends would never call  
They call me sir, and that ain't bad  
Sometimes they think that I'm my Dad  
And women flirt and you can bet  
They like that tickle that they get  
The only time I feel bad  
Is when the guess the lunch I've had  
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